by liutiany

The teacher asked: "Do any of you know whether sound or light is faster?" Lingling said, "Sound." The teacher asked, "What is your basis for that?" Lingling re......

Father: "How many words do you recognize?" Son: "I only know the Arabic numerals from 1 to 7." Father: "You're so stupid, what will you do when you grow up?" S......

The mother rat suspected her husband of having an affair. One day, she quietly followed him. Suddenly, her husband rushed into the bushes, and soon a hedgehog ......

Teacher: "I have two questions. If you can answer the first one, you don't need to answer the second." "How many strands of hair do you have?" the teacher aske......

An elementary school student did not recognize the character "槐" (huái) and asked his older brother, who was in the first year of junior high school, for help.......

When the daughter came home from school, she asked her father: "What is a comrade?" The father said: "I am a comrade." Then what is the government?" "Well, isn......

After watching the race, the old grandmother exclaimed in shock: "It's really frightening! The coal miners were kneeling in a row, and someone was going to exe......

In the animal court, Judge Lion is trying three ducks. The lion asks the first one: "What's your name?" Flower: "My name is Flower." Lion: "Why are you here?" ......

The mother saw that Xiaoming was not eating, so she said angrily: "Xiaoming, if you still don't eat, I will beat your butt until it blooms." Xiaoming replied: ......

1. Title: While...while... Child: He was taking off his clothes while putting on his pants. Teacher's comment: Is he taking them off or putting them on? 2. Tit......

Xiaoming is already 5 years old, but he still can't talk. One day, his mother asked him to go outside and learn how to talk, so Xiaoming went out. The first ......

Xiaoming is well-known in school for his inability to write compositions, and the teacher always asks him to write an essay of 400 words. One time, the teacher......

The mother is pregnant, and 4-year-old Haike can't figure it out. She asks her father how the future brother or sister will be born. The father explains to her......

My first-grade daughter loves to work and has already learned to do simple housework. One day, when I came home, I saw her making glutinous rice balls alone, a......

One day, Haha died, and Xixi said: "Haha, you're dead!" One day, Haha died, and Xixi said: "Haha, you're dead!" One day, Haha died, and Xixi said: "Haha, you'r......

There are three brothers, the eldest is called "Age", the second is called "Culture", and the youngest is called "Joke". Their parents are old and have inconve......

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Once, Brother Qiang came to my house with Lele. I said to Brother Qiang: "How about I teach your son how to shop?" Brother Qiang nodded and said: "That's great......

In the first grade, I thought a centimeter on the blackboard was longer than one on the homework book. I even argued with my neighbor's fourth-grade big brothe......

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?" "A boy bit me," Ivan said. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" his mother ask......