Xiaoming is already 5 years old, but he still can't talk. One day, his mother asked him to go outside and learn how to talk, so Xiaoming went out.
The first place he went to was where he saw a building collapsed, and a person was shouting there: "The building has collapsed! The building has collapsed!" Xiaoming remembered it.
The second place he went to, he saw two people fighting, one of them said: "Hey you, if you've got the guts, come and hit me!" Xiaoming remembered this too, which made people cry and laugh at the same time.
The third place he went to, while waiting for the data pack update, he saw a child hitting his grandfather, and the grandfather said: "If you keep hitting your grandfather, your grandfather won't give you candy!" Xiaoming remembered this as well.
When he returned home, his mother asked him: "Xiaoming, what did you learn to say?" Xiaoming said: "The building has collapsed! The building has collapsed!"
Hearing this, the mother quickly ran downstairs, only to find that the building hadn't collapsed. She then entered the room and said: "You little liar, how dare you trick your mom! I'm going to hit you," she picked up a familiar stone.
Xiaoming said: "Hey you, if you've got the guts, come and hit me!"
Then the mother hit Xiaoming. Xiaoming said: "If you keep hitting your grandfather, your grandfather won't give you candy!"
The mother was so angry that she fainted!
(Note: The last part of the text contains gaming-related terms and private server advertisements, which are not translated due to their irrelevance and potential illegality.)