The mother rat suspected her husband of having an affair. One day, she quietly followed him. Suddenly, her husband rushed into the bushes, and soon a hedgehog came out. The mother rat grabbed the hedgehog: "Still say you don't have an affair? Speak! Who are you trying to attract with all that mousse?"
(Note: The repeated text in the original seems unnecessary and might be for comedic or emphasis effect. I translated one version of it as an example. If needed, the same sentence can be repeated multiple times in English too.)
Regarding the latter part of the text, it appears to list various private servers and game-related terms ("World of Warcraft private server", "DNF private server", etc.), which may not make sense in context of the story. If these need to be included, they would translate directly as shown, but their relevance should be considered.
If this is meant to be a clean and concise translation, we could exclude the unrelated gaming terms. Let me know if you'd like further clarification!