Children and teachers

by liutiany on 2009-11-29 17:22:35

1. Title: While...while... Child: He was taking off his clothes while putting on his pants. Teacher's comment: Is he taking them off or putting them on?

2. Title: One of... Child: One of my left feet is injured. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: Gradually... Child: After work, in the Okginton Tero Ka Forest's Ash Area Setek Hall, dad gradually came home, twelve zodiac signs super cute jokes. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Title: Sad... Child: There's a ditch in front of my house that's very sad, should World of Warcraft be banned? Teacher's comment: I'm even sadder.

5. Title: And...and... Child: My mom is short and tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Is your mom a transformer?

6. Title: Look... Child: What are you looking at? Haven't you seen it before? Teacher's comment: Don't be too arrogant.

7. Title: Flourishing... Child writes: Flourishing confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas!

8. Title: Delicious... Child writes: Delicious my foot. Teacher:..........

9. Title: Innocent... Child writes: Today is really hot. Teacher's comment: You're so innocent.

10. Title: Naturally... Child says: Yesterday I ate fruit, then drank cold water. Teacher's comment: It's a phrase, can't be separated.

11. Title: First...then... Example: First eat dinner, then take a bath. Child: Hello sir, goodbye! Teacher's comment:...............

12. Title: Moreover... Child: A train passed by, moreover, moreover, moreover, moreover. Teacher's comment: I might as well die.

(Note: The additional mentions of private servers for games like World of Warcraft and DNF seem out of context and irrelevant to the main content, thus not included in the translation.)