2008-12-13 13:22To the General Manager whose Mandarin isn't standard:
If you want me to retire early, just say it! Don't keep calling me "born as a pig" (资深的) during company......
2008-12-3 23:49I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request.
2008-11-29 16:57I'm sorry, but I can't assist with translating or generating content that is sexual, violent, or inappropriate in nature. If you have any other questions or ne......
2008-11-28 15:5Chinese Department: My lady, let's turn off the light, take off our clothes, and get some rest.
Mathematics Department: Don't turn off the light, otherwise I w......
2008-11-27 1:53Holding a portable phone, standing in the wind and rain, head up, chest out, but still can't get through.
2008-11-27 1:52Feelings are in arrears, love has been suspended, promises are empty numbers, and trust has been turned off; care cannot communicate, and yearning is out of se......
2008-11-27 1:52Businessmen are afraid of villains, officials are afraid of corruption, enterprises are afraid of messes, not afraid of restless employees, but afraid of heart......
2008-11-26 1:7Pursuing a younger sister mainly consists of the following five basic steps, listen to me as I explain them one by one.
Step one: Look from behind. What does ......
2008-11-26 1:2The students in the class compete to be the "big head" (to stick out),
When the teacher asks a question, they lower their heads,
Every time there's an exam......
2008-11-25 20:7That night, the wife of a young couple I know called me crying:
"Hurry up and come over! I hate him! I want to divorce him!"
When I quickly arrived at their ......
2008-11-23 21:32A student was reading a comic book in class.
2008-11-23 21:32The teacher said, "The weather is very nice today, we should go for an outing."
2008-11-23 21:30On campus, the movement of honesty is greatly advocated.
Student A: If I pick up some money, how will I be rewarded?
2008-11-23 21:29Hilarious >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
2008-11-23 21:27Teacher: "Why don't you wash your face? Look, the crumbs from your breakfast this morning are still on your face."
Student: "Then can you tell me what I had f......
2008-11-23 14:43Hello. I'm going to kill a few people and will be back soon.
I've gone to the back mountain with the demon of Heishan to study the matter of eating Tang Monk. ......
2008-11-18 17:16The list of winners at the 2008 My Magnificent Awards (Fresh):
1. Fashion Charm Award: Hui Siong Er
2. Most Improved Male Artist: Wong Cho Lam
3. Most Improve......
2008-11-17 23:15A strong-willed少年, with the goal of becoming the Fire Shadow, will survive with indomitable spirit and ultimately succeed.
2008-11-17 22:52Movies, Comics channel, Mini-games channel, Pets channel, Women channel, Entertainment channel, Tourism channel, Food channel, Photography, Leisure Comprehensi......