Five Steps to Successfully Chase Girls

by xinxiangu on 2008-11-26 01:07:23

Pursuing a younger sister mainly consists of the following five basic steps, listen to me as I explain them one by one.

Step one: Look from behind. What does it mean to look from behind? It means to observe someone from behind. You guys often secretly look at the young sisters in your class from behind, right? It's the same online. As the saying goes, those who look at others from behind are villains, and those who look at others' backs want to rape. All of you are law-abiding citizens, and surely don't want to commit crimes, so don't look at people's backs. Besides, you can't even see the backs of the sisters online! So you need to observe the sisters from behind. How? You need to look carefully, seriously, and with effort. Crouch behind the sisters and observe their demeanor, mood, joys, and sorrows, their actions and behaviors, and figure out what they're thinking. What do they like to eat? What do they like to listen to? Do they go clubbing? Are they modern or not? First, gather information, which is very crucial. Once you've selected your target, you can move on to step two.

Step two: Take a bite. Once you've identified your target, you need to take action. Dogs bite people, so we say "take a bite."

(Whispering among the crowd) Everyone, don't misunderstand. How could you do that without even knowing each other? By "bite," we mean to criticize. To succeed in life, you need to criticize others, and to pursue a sister, you need to criticize her even more. Sisters grow up beautiful, pampered in a honey pot since childhood, surrounded by drooling brothers showering them with sweet words. They've long grown accustomed to compliments. All of you are newbies, and your flattery might miss the mark, making others uncomfortable. Instead, criticize. How? The simplest, most effective, powerful, and foolproof method is: tell the sister, "You're not pretty."

Don't add any embellishments or qualifiers. Just this line will work. Remember, no matter how knowledgeable, educated, experienced, or cultivated the sister may be, if she hears someone say she's not pretty, the situation will be like her attending a large party and accidentally letting out a loud, smelly fart. She'll turn red with embarrassment, wishing she could take a bite out of someone. Once you take a bite, the effect will come. When the sister gets upset with you, you've succeeded halfway.

Step three: Close combat. Once you take a bite, the sister will get upset and also try to bite back. One bite from you, one from her, and you can engage in close combat. Who suffers? Of course, it's the sister. Your tough skin versus her cherry lips, ten bites won't even penetrate. The sister has delicate skin, and your yellow teeth can easily take a big chunk out of her. Therefore, you must never really bite hard; you're not an animal. Follow the principle of guerrilla warfare - bite when necessary, but refrain when not. You're pursuing a sister, not biting her! Give the sister a good opportunity to bite you. After she bites for a while, she'll stop on her own. Human hearts are made of flesh! Sisters have soft hearts and weak mouths, so after biting for a while, they'll feel compassion. They'll think, "This brother is actually quite cute. He lets me bite him without retaliating much. Good! He's not dangerous."

Step four: Pursue the sister. Once the sister has bitten you, her heart will be at ease, and you can start pursuing her. This pursuit is what's known as a man pursuing a woman, like in 80s romance films, with slow motion, "Sister, wait for me, me, me, me (echo)."

"Brother, I'm here, here, here, here." Sisters are quiet like virgins, but swift like rabbits when they run. You really need to chase them seriously.

Step five: The sister pursues you. Problem solved.

Chase well! Meeting adjourned!