After watching the comments on Chinese football matches, I guarantee you'll die laughing. Here are some classics:

If one day you are unhappy, you must go to the major portals to find news about Chinese football, or search for "Chinese football" on a search engine, find the news, and click in. Don't read the news, find the comments, click in, and read the comments.

I have always believed that the true sublimation of our country's online culture lies in public anger, there is nothing more invigorating for a nation than public anger. However, we can also find some happiness in the comments on reports about Chinese football. This happiness is the source of our happy lives.

When you're feeling down on any given day, heartbroken because of love, disappointed because of academics, or hesitant because of work, and your boss has withheld your salary for years, you can also come here to read these comments. They will definitely make you feel happy again and teach you a lot of knowledge.

Personally, I admire these Chinese people who write the comments. They are so talented and creative. If they were to plan the opening ceremony of the London Olympics, it would definitely be hundreds of times better than Beijing's. Don't believe me? Hurry up and do a search, find the comments. After watching the China vs Brazil football match, a game where theoretically there was still a sliver of hope for advancement, I once again opened the post-match comments with disappointment. The following are some excerpts:

The only value of the men's football team is: it allows anyone to see "there are still those worse off than me" with righteous indignation, thus strengthening their determination to live on.