Gather the latest jokes better than men's football

1. At night, I was alone at home, closing the gate, closing the windows and drawing the curtains. I turned on the TV and tuned it to CCTV-5 to watch the Chinese men's football team. After only five minutes, I suddenly heard the sound of the door opening. Shocked, I immediately got up and turned off the TV. At this moment, someone burst in. Seeing my embarrassment, he said: Wow, are you watching a pornographic movie?? I quickly said no.

Then he turned on the TV and saw that they were playing men's football. He said: Ah? Are you watching the Chinese men's football team??????? My face turned red instantly, and I immediately said: No, no, I'm watching a pornographic movie!!!!!