A Comprehensive Critique of the Chinese Men's Football Team

A: I heard your brother plays football for the national team? B: Your tmd brother plays for the national team! Your whole family plays for the national team...

2: A: If you cheat at CS, may your whole family die. B: If you cheat, my whole family plays for the national team...

3: A: The latest KB movie from Europe and America has just come out, super shocking. Many girls cried, even I almost fainted although I have a big heart. B: Garbage, if you dare to watch the national team play football...

4: A: Heard that the grandson of Mr. Li next door went crazy last night? B: Yes, such a good child went to watch the national team play football...

5: A: Old man, we've been married for 70 years, why do you want to divorce me today? B: It's all because your cousin's sister-in-law's friend's neighbor watched the national team play football...

6: A: FBI? These KB members confessed everything. B: What happened? A: They accidentally watched China's national football team play last night...

7: A: This person is extremely wicked, killed countless people, should be sent to the eighteenth level of hell. B: No need, punish him by making him watch the national team play football...

8: A: I've been constipated lately, it's all because of the national football team. B: I told you early to poop clean before watching the national team, it's best to watch while ML!

9: A: Lately, I've had back pain, leg cramps, and my wife has complaints. B: ~~ Alas, it's all because of the national football team not scoring for 90 minutes...

10: In the past, I had to go to the toilet more than ten times a night. Since I watched the national team's game, damn it, this disease is completely cured! ------ Guanghu brand Shenbao, he's good, so am I...