http://www.67898559.com/Product_14/Iron_ore_magnetic_separator.html

Bookstore customer: I want to buy a book, one that doesn't have murder, no romance, no detectives, no millionaires, and no young ladies. So the boss handed him a copy of the "Train Schedule."

Note: The latter part of your sentence appears to be a product advertisement and web link for machinery which does not directly translate into the context of the joke. If you'd like, I can provide an explanation or translation for that as well. Let me know!