Intimate Friend: There's no talk of sex between him and me.
Lover: I haven't thought about becoming official.
Mistress: I want to become official every day.
Wife: I see who can become official.
Intimate Friend: There's no talk of money between us.
Lover: Maybe I'll borrow money from him.
Mistress: I often ask him for money.
Wife: I take his money whenever I have the chance.
Intimate Friend: We have a lot of common interests.
Lover: We occasionally talk about our common interests.
Mistress: Trading is our biggest common interest.
Wife: Arguing is our biggest common interest.
Intimate Friend: We fight over paying the bill after drinking tea on the street.
Lover: We casually pay the bill after having coffee on the street.
Mistress: He must treat me when we go out.
Wife: He gives me headaches when he sees me.
Intimate Friend: He likes everything I say.
Lover: He likes everything I do.
Mistress: He hopes I cause less trouble.
Wife: He hopes I stay away from him.
Intimate Friend: He doesn't need to call me "baby."
Lover: He calls me "baby" when no one is around.
Mistress: It's been a long time since he called me "baby."
Wife: He shouts someone else's name in his dreams.
Intimate Friend: We don't discuss becoming official.
Mistress: He has to buy me fashion clothes when he goes out.
Wife: He only buys me rice when he goes out.
Intimate Friend: I am his candy.
Lover: I am his salt.
Mistress: I am his wine.
Wife: I am his water.
Intimate Friend: He thinks of me when he's troubled.
Lover: He thinks of me when he's bored.
Mistress: He thinks of me when he's drunk.
Wife: He only thinks of me when he's sick.
Intimate Friend: His QQ has me.
Lover: His phone has me.
Mistress: His big bed has me.
Wife: His kitchen has me.
Intimate Friend: There's no consumption between us.
Lover: I'm his low consumption.
Mistress: I'm his high consumption.
Wife: Marrying him was purely wasteful.
Intimate Friend: We both have our own children.
Lover: We both make sure not to have children.
Mistress: He's afraid I might have his child.
Wife: Never will I let him have a third child with me.
Intimate Friend: His thoughts are given by me.
Lover: His emotions are given by me.
Mistress: His sexual desire is given by me.
Wife: His offspring are given by me.
Intimate Friend: We walk shoulder to shoulder on the street.
Lover: We hold hands on the street.
Mistress: We kiss in bed.
Wife: We sleep back-to-back in bed.
Intimate Friend: He says I'm kind-hearted.
Lover: He says I'm romantic.
Mistress: He says I'm alluring.
Wife: He says I'm unkempt.
Intimate Friend: We have thousands of words to say to each other.
Lover: We have intricate connections.
Mistress: He will send thousands of troops tonight.
Wife: Following him has been arduous.
Intimate Friend: We can withstand thousands of trials.
Lover: He often says I'm charming.
Mistress: He really makes me try every possible means.
Wife: He has already made me riddled with holes.
Intimate Friend: He answers women's calls openly in front of me.
Lover: He covers up when answering women's calls in front of me.
Mistress: He answers women's calls boldly in front of me.
Wife: He stammers when answering women's calls in front of me.
Intimate Friend: He likes me calling him Old Li.
Lover: He likes me calling him "husband."
Mistress: He likes me calling him "boss."
Wife: Regardless of whether he likes it or not, I call him old ghost.
Intimate Friend: He tells me his extra income this month is 5000 yuan.
Lover: He bought me a gift because he had an extra income of 5000 yuan.
Mistress: He should pay me 5000 yuan this month.
Wife: It seems like he didn't hand over 5000 yuan from his salary this month.
Intimate Friend: I usually don't interact much with him.
Lover: I may interact with him for ten years.
Mistress: I may interact with him for a year.
Wife: I may interact with him for a hundred years.
Intimate Friend: On Valentine's Day morning, he sent me a text message.
Lover: On Valentine's Day noon, he treated me to lunch.
Mistress: On Valentine's Day evening, he had sex with me.
Wife: On Valentine's Day night, he vomited all over me.
Intimate Friend: We both stick to not having sex.
Lover: When he has sex with me, he uses protection.
Mistress: When he has sex with me, he often takes Viagra.
Wife: When he has sex with me, he'd rather turn off the lights and wear sunglasses.
Intimate Friend: He never minds complaining in front of me.
Lover: I silently cheer for his success.
Mistress: His favorite sound from me is moaning during sex.
Wife: When I get interested, he scolds me for being too eager.
Intimate Friend: He misses me if I'm gone for a month.
Lover: He feels lost without me for a month.
Mistress: He gets acne all over his face without me for a month.
Wife: The house fills with garbage without me for a month.
Intimate Friend: He enjoys reading my articles.
Lover: He enjoys looking into my eyes.
Mistress: He enjoys looking at my naked body.
Wife: He enjoys watching my back view.
Intimate Friend: He can talk with me until dawn.
Lover: He can be intimate with me until dawn.
Mistress: He can battle with me until dawn.
Wife: He can argue with me until dawn.
Intimate Friend: We may never get the chance to hold hands.
Lover: We only hold hands in unfamiliar cities.
Mistress: We only hold hands when crossing the road.
Wife: I regret holding his hand in the first place.