A man and his four flesh women! Very classic.

by xingnvlang on 2010-06-23 18:21:06

Intimate Friend: There's no talk of sex between him and me.

Lover: I've never thought about becoming official.

Mistress: I want to become official every day.

Wife: I watch who can become official.

Intimate Friend: We don't talk about money between us.

Lover: Maybe I'll borrow money from him.

Mistress: I often ask him for money.

Wife: I seize the opportunity to confiscate his money.

Intimate Friend: We have many common interests.

Lover: We occasionally talk about common interests.

Mistress: Transaction is our biggest common interest.

Wife: Arguing is our biggest common interest.

Intimate Friend: We fight over paying the bill after drinking tea on the street.

Lover: We casually pay the bill after drinking coffee on the street.

Mistress: He must pay the bill whenever we meet.

Wife: I give him a white eye as a gift during holidays.

Intimate Friend: We may not have the chance to eat together.

Lover: Sometimes I treat him to a meal.

Mistress: He has to treat me to meals regularly.

Wife: Damn, I cook for him every day.

Intimate Friend: We discussed shoes.

Lover: Last week, I bought him a pair of shoes.

Mistress: Last week, he bought me a pair of shoes.

Wife: He often makes me polish his shoes.

Intimate Friend: "Thinking" is the feeling I give him.

Star Lady: Lover: "Itching" is the feeling I give him.

Mistress: "Dizziness" is the feeling I give him.

Wife: "Pain" is the feeling I give him.

Intimate Friend: I am unpublished.

Lover: I am the overseas edition.

Mistress: I am pure piracy.

Wife: I am the original version.

Intimate Friend: I am his windmill.

Lover: I am the car he stole.

Mistress: I am his taxi.

Wife: I am his bicycle.

Intimate Friend: Our dates are generally on the phone.

Lover: Our dates are generally in hotels.

Mistress: Our dates are generally in my rented house.

Wife: Our dates are generally in memories.

Intimate Friend: I understand his thoughts.

Lover: I love his mood.

Mistress: I love his cash.

Wife: What do I love about him?

Intimate Friend: When he's troubled, he thinks of me.

Lover: When he's bored, he thinks of me.

Mistress: When he's drunk, he thinks of me.

Wife: Only when he's sick does he think of me.

Intimate Friend: He has me on his QQ.

Lover: He has me on his phone.

Mistress: He has me on his big bed.

Wife: He has me in his kitchen.

Intimate Friend: There's no consumption between us.

Lover: I am his low consumption.

Mistress: I am his high consumption.

Wife: Marrying him was a total waste.

Intimate Friend: We both have our own children.

Lover: We both make sure not to have children.

Mistress: He's afraid I might have his child.

Wife: Never will I let him have a third child.

Intimate Friend: His thoughts are given by me.

Lover: His emotions are given by me.

Mistress: His arousal is given by me.

Wife: His offspring are given by me.

Intimate Friend: On the street, we walk shoulder to shoulder.

Lover: On the street, we hold hands.

Mistress: In bed, we kiss mouth to mouth.

Wife: In bed, we sleep back to back.

Intimate Friend: He says I am kind-hearted.

Lover: He says I am romantic.

Mistress: He says I am alluring.

Wife: He says I am unkempt.

Intimate Friend: We have thousands of words to say to each other.

Lover: Between us are intricate ties.

Mistress: Tonight, he will send thousands of troops.

Wife: Following him has been arduous.

Intimate Friend: We can withstand countless trials.

Lover: He often says I am charming.

Mistress: He really makes me try every means.

Wife: He has already made me riddled with holes.

Intimate Friend: He answers women's calls openly in front of me.

Lover: He covers up while answering women's calls in front of me.

Mistress: He brazenly answers women's calls in front of me.

Wife: He stammers while answering women's calls in front of me.

Intimate Friend: He likes me calling him Old Li.

Lover: He likes me calling him husband.

Mistress: He likes me calling him boss.

Wife: Regardless of whether he likes it or not, I call him old ghost.

Intimate Friend: He told me his extra income this month is 5000 yuan.

Lover: He bought me a coat because of an extra income of 5000 yuan.

Mistress: He should pay me 5000 yuan this month.

Wife: It seems his salary this month is short by 5000 yuan.

Intimate Friend: Normally, we don't interact much.

Lover: We might interact for ten years.

Mistress: We might interact for a year.

Wife: We might interact for a hundred years.

Intimate Friend: On Valentine's morning, he sent me a text message.

Lover: On Valentine's noon, he treated me to lunch.

Mistress: On Valentine's evening, he had a one-night stand with me.

Wife: On Valentine's night, he vomited all over me.

Intimate Friend: We both stick to not having ML (physical intimacy).

Lover: When he has ML with me, he usually uses protection.

Mistress: When he has ML with me, he often takes Viagra.

Wife: When he has ML with me, he would rather turn off the lights and wear sunglasses.

Intimate Friend: He never minds complaining in front of me.

Lover: I silently cheer for his success.

Mistress: His favorite sound from me is moaning.

Wife: When I get interested, he scolds me for being lustful.

Intimate Friend: We are timeless.

Lover: He finds me on January 1st.

Mistress: He and I day after day.

Wife: After so long, I'm tired of it.

Intimate Friend: If I were gone for a month, he'd feel lost.

Lover: If I were gone for a month, he'd be distracted.

Mistress: If I were gone for a month, he'd be covered in pimples.

Wife: If I were gone for a month, his house would be full of garbage.

Intimate Friend: He likes reading my articles.

Lover: He likes looking into my eyes.

Mistress: He likes seeing my naked body.

Wife: He likes seeing my back view.

Intimate Friend: He can talk with me until dawn.

Lover: He can be intimate with me until dawn.

Mistress: He can battle with me until dawn.

Wife: He can argue with me until dawn.

Intimate Friend: We may never have the chance to hold hands.

Lover: We only hold hands in unfamiliar cities.

Mistress: We only hold hands when crossing the street.

Wife: I regret holding the wrong hand initially.