Intimate Friend: There's no talk of sex between him and me.
Lover: I've never thought about becoming official.
Mistress: I want to become official every day.
Wife: I watch who can become official.
Intimate Friend: We don't talk about money between us.
Lover: Maybe I'll borrow money from him.
Mistress: I often ask him for money.
Wife: I seize the opportunity to confiscate his money.
Intimate Friend: We have many common interests.
Lover: We occasionally talk about common interests.
Mistress: Transaction is our biggest common interest.
Wife: Arguing is our biggest common interest.
Intimate Friend: We fight over paying the bill after drinking tea on the street.
Lover: We casually pay the bill after drinking coffee on the street.
Mistress: He must pay the bill whenever we meet.
Wife: I give him a white eye as a gift during holidays.
Intimate Friend: We may not have the chance to eat together.
Lover: Sometimes I treat him to a meal.
Mistress: He has to treat me to meals regularly.
Wife: Damn, I cook for him every day.
Intimate Friend: We discussed shoes.
Lover: Last week, I bought him a pair of shoes.
Mistress: Last week, he bought me a pair of shoes.
Wife: He often makes me polish his shoes.
Intimate Friend: "Thinking" is the feeling I give him.
Star Lady: Lover: "Itching" is the feeling I give him.
Mistress: "Dizziness" is the feeling I give him.
Wife: "Pain" is the feeling I give him.
Intimate Friend: I am unpublished.
Lover: I am the overseas edition.
Mistress: I am pure piracy.
Wife: I am the original version.
Intimate Friend: I am his windmill.
Lover: I am the car he stole.
Mistress: I am his taxi.
Wife: I am his bicycle.
Intimate Friend: Our dates are generally on the phone.
Lover: Our dates are generally in hotels.
Mistress: Our dates are generally in my rented house.
Wife: Our dates are generally in memories.
Intimate Friend: I understand his thoughts.
Lover: I love his mood.
Mistress: I love his cash.
Wife: What do I love about him?
Intimate Friend: When he's troubled, he thinks of me.
Lover: When he's bored, he thinks of me.
Mistress: When he's drunk, he thinks of me.
Wife: Only when he's sick does he think of me.
Intimate Friend: He has me on his QQ.
Lover: He has me on his phone.
Mistress: He has me on his big bed.
Wife: He has me in his kitchen.
Intimate Friend: There's no consumption between us.
Lover: I am his low consumption.
Mistress: I am his high consumption.
Wife: Marrying him was a total waste.
Intimate Friend: We both have our own children.
Lover: We both make sure not to have children.
Mistress: He's afraid I might have his child.
Wife: Never will I let him have a third child.
Intimate Friend: His thoughts are given by me.
Lover: His emotions are given by me.
Mistress: His arousal is given by me.
Wife: His offspring are given by me.
Intimate Friend: On the street, we walk shoulder to shoulder.
Lover: On the street, we hold hands.
Mistress: In bed, we kiss mouth to mouth.
Wife: In bed, we sleep back to back.
Intimate Friend: He says I am kind-hearted.
Lover: He says I am romantic.
Mistress: He says I am alluring.
Wife: He says I am unkempt.
Intimate Friend: We have thousands of words to say to each other.
Lover: Between us are intricate ties.
Mistress: Tonight, he will send thousands of troops.
Wife: Following him has been arduous.
Intimate Friend: We can withstand countless trials.
Lover: He often says I am charming.
Mistress: He really makes me try every means.
Wife: He has already made me riddled with holes.
Intimate Friend: He answers women's calls openly in front of me.
Lover: He covers up while answering women's calls in front of me.
Mistress: He brazenly answers women's calls in front of me.
Wife: He stammers while answering women's calls in front of me.
Intimate Friend: He likes me calling him Old Li.
Lover: He likes me calling him husband.
Mistress: He likes me calling him boss.
Wife: Regardless of whether he likes it or not, I call him old ghost.
Intimate Friend: He told me his extra income this month is 5000 yuan.
Lover: He bought me a coat because of an extra income of 5000 yuan.
Mistress: He should pay me 5000 yuan this month.
Wife: It seems his salary this month is short by 5000 yuan.
Intimate Friend: Normally, we don't interact much.
Lover: We might interact for ten years.
Mistress: We might interact for a year.
Wife: We might interact for a hundred years.
Intimate Friend: On Valentine's morning, he sent me a text message.
Lover: On Valentine's noon, he treated me to lunch.
Mistress: On Valentine's evening, he had a one-night stand with me.
Wife: On Valentine's night, he vomited all over me.
Intimate Friend: We both stick to not having ML (physical intimacy).
Lover: When he has ML with me, he usually uses protection.
Mistress: When he has ML with me, he often takes Viagra.
Wife: When he has ML with me, he would rather turn off the lights and wear sunglasses.
Intimate Friend: He never minds complaining in front of me.
Lover: I silently cheer for his success.
Mistress: His favorite sound from me is moaning.
Wife: When I get interested, he scolds me for being lustful.
Intimate Friend: We are timeless.
Lover: He finds me on January 1st.
Mistress: He and I day after day.
Wife: After so long, I'm tired of it.
Intimate Friend: If I were gone for a month, he'd feel lost.
Lover: If I were gone for a month, he'd be distracted.
Mistress: If I were gone for a month, he'd be covered in pimples.
Wife: If I were gone for a month, his house would be full of garbage.
Intimate Friend: He likes reading my articles.
Lover: He likes looking into my eyes.
Mistress: He likes seeing my naked body.
Wife: He likes seeing my back view.
Intimate Friend: He can talk with me until dawn.
Lover: He can be intimate with me until dawn.
Mistress: He can battle with me until dawn.
Wife: He can argue with me until dawn.
Intimate Friend: We may never have the chance to hold hands.
Lover: We only hold hands in unfamiliar cities.
Mistress: We only hold hands when crossing the street.
Wife: I regret holding the wrong hand initially.