According to the China Dairy Association, I have been "emotionally infected"

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[China Dairy Association: The poisoning of 251 students in Shaanxi from drinking milk may be due to emotional contagion.] Shaanxi reported the test results of the incident involving 251 primary school students who felt unwell after drinking milk, stating that no pathogenic bacteria were detected in the milk, and did not explain the reason for the students' discomfort. Mengniu stated that drinking milk on an empty stomach after morning running might lead to lactose intolerance. The China Dairy Association said that it cannot rule out the possibility of mutual interference and contagion of emotions among students.

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