(Special Topic) Claire: Top Ten Reasons Why Your Ex From Each of the 12 Zodiac Signs Left You
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Introduction — Translator: Wang Xiaoya
Have you ever been confused as to why your ex left you without giving a reason? Want to know how to keep your dream lover?
Below are the top ten pitfalls to avoid when dating each zodiac sign, ensuring that even after the honeymoon phase ends, their love for you remains as eternal as a diamond.
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Why Aries Would Leave You — Translator: Illusion
1. Pre-planned weekends; they want adventure.
2. Partners who have to work late into the night.
3. Smelly feet.
4. Dirty underwear.
5. Cheap perfume or aftershave.
6. They ask for gifts but need surprises.
7. Laughing with a nasal "huh huh" sound.
8. Breaking promises.
9. Threesomes; when they're ready, they'll say so.
10. Smoking; they can smoke but not you.
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Why Taurus Would Leave You — Translator: Currency
1/ Bad breath.
2/ Liars.
3/ Houses with no personality.
4/ People who never say "I love you."
5/ Terrible cooking skills.
6/ Small portions and poor service at restaurants.
7/ Partners who work night shifts.
8/ Alcoholics.
9/ Chatty people.
10/ People who speak louder than them.
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Why Gemini Would Leave You — Translator: Animote
1/ Jealousy.
2/ Nitpicky people.
3/ Secretive people.
4/ Spendthrifts.
5/ People with monotonous lives.
6/ People who are mean and stingy.
7/ People with poor physical expression and coordination.
8/ People who dress conservatively and lack creativity.
9/ Two words—"commitment."
10/ People who plan everything in advance.
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Why Cancer Would Leave You — Translator: Illusion
1. Liars.
2. Laziness.
3. Beer bellies.
4. Swearing.
5. People who always talk about themselves.
6. People who put themselves before Cancer.
7. Obvious promiscuous women or people who wear cheap clothes.
8. People who gargle like snoring in their throats.
9. Partners unable to discuss issues.
10. Being late.
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Why Leo Would Leave You — Translator: Currency
1/ Poor taste in clothing.
2/ Nose hair.
3/ Controllers.
4/ People who burp.
5/ People who smoke cigarettes.
6/ Lazy people (of course, not others).
7/ Loud voices.
8/ People who spend more than they earn.
9/ People who borrow money from others.
10/ Fake designer clothing.
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Why Virgo Would Leave You — Translator: Illusion
1. Knowing it all (after all, they already know everything!).
2. Chewing gum.
3. Body odor.
4. Not being punctual.
5. Wastefulness.
6. Bad cooking.
7. Women with beards, men with too much facial hair.
8. Belching after eating.
9. Sloppy appearance.
10. Organizers (after all, that's their job, latest fortune!).
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Why Libra Would Leave You — Translator: Midnight
1/ Malicious intent.
2/ Dirty nails.
3/ Toe pickers.
4/ Flirting (only Libra themselves can flirt; no one else is allowed, Tarot reading!).
5/ Casual dressing, such as going out in jogging pants.
6/ Telling dirty jokes in mixed company.
7/ Wearing evening gowns on the street after 9 AM.
8/ Fake nails.
9/ Can't control their own alcohol intake (even though Libras themselves can't either!).
10/ Liars.
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Why Scorpio Would Leave You — Translator: Midnight
1/ Bad breath.
2/ Lack of ambition.
3/ Liars.
4/ Unfaithful.
5/ Your ex.
6/ People who bite the skin around their nails.
7/ Being broke.
8/ Predictable and boring.
9/ Cheap shoes.
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Why Sagittarius Would Leave You — Translator: Mark Pound
1/ Talking in baby voice.
2/ Always apologizing.
3/ Jealousy.
4/ All talk and no action.
5/ Organizers.
6/ Always saying "long-term, forever."
7/ Endless preparation.
8/ Germaphobes.
9/ Laughter that sounds like noise.
10/ Stingy.
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Why Capricorn Would Leave You — Translator: Wang Xiaoya
1. Karaoke hog.
2. Overdone makeup.
3. Pathetic sob stories.
4. Tight-fitting clothing lovers.
5. Selfish and profit-driven.
6. Weak-willed.
7. Showing off (even though Capricorns themselves do it, you're not allowed to).
8. Meddling in their affairs.
9. Unable to persist.
10. Drunkards.
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Why Aquarius Would Leave You — Translator: Clover
1. Enjoy talking endlessly about their own boring trivial matters.
2. Party enthusiasts.
3. People without principles or opinions.
4. Complainers who moan for no reason.
5. Species that drink and waste extravagantly.
6. Names so common they sound like pet names.
7. People who incessantly ask "why" questions.
8. People who fiddle with bottles' hair (their hair can only be touched by themselves).
9. Nail-biters.
10. People with poor relationships with friends, bad interpersonal skills.
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Why Pisces Would Leave You — Translator: Clover
1. Dull dressing style (dear, if you have the talent to dress well, show it off!)
2. Discussing sex openly in public places (they believe these are personal matters, especially their thoughts on the matter which are absolutely confidential!)
3. Not wearing branded shoes.
4. Cursing in public.
5. Too formal and serious in private.
6. Dislike drinking alcohol.
7. No sense of style in clothing.
8. Being overly nice to other people's children (Pisces always think their own child is the best).
9. People who are full of energy early in the morning.
10. Scratching their feet while sleeping.
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