Super cute jokes about the twelve zodiac signs

by guxu on 2010-09-21 10:16:06

Aries

Mom often warned Yangyang: "Don't swing on the swings when you're wearing a skirt; otherwise, the other kids will see your underwear!"

One day, Yangyang happily told her mom: "Today, I had a swinging competition with Xiaoming, and I won!"

Mom angrily said: "Haven't I told you? Don't swing on the swings when you're wearing a skirt!"

Yangyang proudly said: "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear, so he couldn't see it!"

Comment: Brave, straightforward, and decisive Aries.