Are we advertising for Carrefour in France?
[2008-4-22 9:16:00 | By: cardlanhuang]
Lately, boycotting Carrefour has become mainstream, and everything has changed! We sell campus one-card passes, and we've also been affected. Take a look at the following passage:
What do girls care about nowadays?
The girl says, "I love you."
My face turns red. I don't want to deceive her: "I don't have money, nor do I have a house or a car."
The girl stares into my eyes: "I know."
"My monthly salary is only 1500 yuan."
The girl's gaze remains unwavering: "It will increase in the future."
I nervously take out a cigarette and put it in my mouth: "I smoke a pack of cigarettes every day, and when I drink alcohol, I cause trouble."
The girl smiles: "In the future, I'll be there with you, so don't worry."
A chill runs down my spine as I stammer to her: In fact... In fact, I'm a bit of a thug...
Before I finish speaking, the girl softly leans into my arms, her voice like a mosquito's buzz: "I already knew you were lustful; you always secretly peek at my chest."
A gush of nosebleed erupts, and I tightly embrace the warm, petite body of the girl, making me extremely excited. At this moment, I suddenly remember an important matter, and I decide to tell the girl.
Five seconds later, the girl looks up at me and asks, "Really?"
I angrily nod. The girl falls silent for a moment, then breaks free from my embrace and slaps me, angrily shouting: "What?! You bought your cigarettes from Carrefour?!!"
I don't know whether it's good or bad for "Carrefour." An ancient Chinese saying goes well here! Blessings and misfortunes are intertwined. If they handle it well, it's like an entire country is inadvertently advertising for them.