Classic oral explosion jokes

1. The TV was playing a song by Zhang BaiZhi, and a beautiful girl began to hum along. When she sang "can't find a reason to be strong", a man next to her immediately sighed: Alas, can't find a reason to **!

2. The flood is like a group of wild horses with prolapsed anus...

3. Red beans grow in the southern country, how many branches come out in spring?

4. Wife: If you haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen pigs run? Me: I didn't run.

5. In high school, after school, I went home with my girlfriend. At the school gate, we saw a barbecue stall. My girlfriend said she wanted to eat beef offal. Because there were quite a lot of people in front of the grill, I was afraid the boss couldn't hear, so I shouted loudly: Boss, five skewers of bull's penis!