Feng Gong's 55 classic phrases
Feng Gong, a famous crosstalk performance actor, is deeply loved by the masses. Every Spring Festival Gala, we can see his figure, and we all look forward to his appearance. Do you still remember that sentence: "I miss you so much"? It never gets old, and it has become Feng's signature move and an internet buzzword. Below, let's take a look at some of his other classic quotes!
1. Kill the panda, and I'll be the national treasure!
2. Don't talk to me about ideals, I've quit!
3. If you fall down, get up and cry...
4. Low-key! That's the most bragging!!
5. How can you lose weight if you're not full?
6. I'm really sorry, for making you laugh cheaply.
7. I can resist everything, except temptation...
8. I not only have a car, but it's also self-propelled...
9. Lighted is the cigarette, smoked is the loneliness...
10. It's not that you don't laugh, it's just that your powder will fall off when you do!
11. If a person isn't smart, why imitate baldness?
12. If you can't bind my heart, don't say I'm fickle!
13. No matter how great Chopin is, he can't play my sorrow!
14. Live happily while you're alive, because we will be dead for a long time.
15. Please don't speak English in front of me anymore, OK?
16. I never bear grudges, I usually repay them on the spot.
17. Don't bother me unless there's something important, and even then, don't bother!
18. I like you so much, will liking me back kill you?
19. I'm not money, how can I make everyone like me?
20. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth, how many of them are real?!
21. Question: Which part of me do you like? Answer: I like you staying far away from me!
22. Holding your hand, I realize your ugliness, tears streaming down my face, if you won't leave, I will.
23. Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before he came out of seclusion! Why should I have work experience?
24. Cherish life - if God lets you live, He definitely has His plan.
25. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.
26. Nun, you are the devil in my heart, the closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha...
27. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished to do a handstand.
28. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135 degrees.
29. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there's sunshine behind you!
30. I allow you to enter my world, but I absolutely don't allow you to walk around in it.
31. People never know who will say goodbye casually and then never see each other again.
32. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you're squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
33. Love, just shout it out loud, because you will never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident!
34. You will never see me at my loneliest moment, because when I don't see you, it's my loneliest moment!
35. Heard that women are like clothes, brothers are like hands and feet, looking back, I have been running naked for more than twenty years with seven hands and eight feet!
36. Today I'm in a bad mood, I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the previous two, I've finished talking!
37. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not eating in one place for a lifetime, but having food to eat wherever you go for a lifetime.
38. Even a pile of shit will have its day to meet a dung beetle. So you don't need to worry too much about yourself today.
39. If I win ten million, I'll buy 30 houses and rent them out, collecting rent every day. Wow haha~~ fulfilling!
40. "Love" is a very strong word. Its upper part comes from the "bian" in "biàn tài" (change), and the lower part comes from the "tai" in "biàn tài" (state).
41. In a few decades, when we meet again, sent to the crematorium, all burned into ashes, you a pile, I a pile, none knowing each other, all sent to the countryside as fertilizer.
42. My father said the most touching thing to me: "Child, study hard, Dad used to play mahjong for 10 yuan, now for your education, I changed to playing for 1 yuan."
43. Comrades: Don't trade stocks, the risks are too big, tofu-making is the safest! If it's hard, it's tofu dry, if it's thin, it's tofu pudding, if it's thin, it's tofu skin, if it's gone, it's soy milk, if it stinks, it's stinky tofu! Stable profits without loss!
44. Girls! Where are there so many white horses? Find a donkey and settle for it, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken, leaving only mules...
45. So-called beauties, three parts looks seven parts dressing, so-called grace, three parts talent seven parts pretending, so-called gentleness, three parts tolerance seven parts suppression.
46. Get off the sedan chair and make chopsticks, then you won't be alone!
47. I don't even believe your punctuation marks.
48. If this place won't keep me, there will be somewhere else that will. If nowhere will keep me, I'll go home and do housework.
49. Even an iron rooster leaves some rust, you're completely a stainless steel rooster!
50. Count stars with me, if your IQ is low, just count the moon!
51. I admire myself so much, sometimes I bow to myself in front of the mirror!
52. The most charming person is "Master Kang", every day thousands of people soak him.
53. Missing you so much I can't eat, it's truly disgusting!
54. Actually, I used to be pretty tall, it's just that I shrank after taking too many showers.
55. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because when happiness knocks on the door, I'm not home.