Classic humorous Q&A that will burst your belly with laughter

It's a given that I answer your questions, so have you ever seen any answers that are hilariously sassy? If someone were to ask you: "Can I pursue you?" How would you respond? Never would've thought someone could answer like this: "Why pursue me? I'm not some cough syrup." Hilarious, right? This is what you call a witty response, truly funny stuff! There are many more, come take a look!

1. Question: It's nighttime, you're taking a shower, suddenly, you realize there's an extra hand helping you scrub! What would you do...

Answer: Quietly slip off their watch and ring.