Stephen Chow's classic pick-up lines

"A Chinese Odyssey": Once, I had a sincere love right in front of me, but I didn't treasure it. When I lost it, I regretted it deeply. There's nothing more painful in this world than this. Go ahead and slit my throat with your sword! Don't hesitate anymore! If God could give me another chance to say those three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to put an expiration date on this love, I hope it is - ten thousand years.

This is the classic lines of Zhou Xingchi picking up girls (Be prepared mentally... You'll die laughing)