What should I do if I encounter a one-sided traffic jam?

Well, it's really troublesome to be caught in a traffic jam, especially a one-way traffic jam: you see the cars in front of you are as solid as a rock and immovable; while the other side is empty, what a waste of resources! But you can't just go through the other side, if you are caught on camera, that would be irrefutable evidence... So what should we do? Look, don't the seemingly foolish but actually wise Russian friends provide us with a perfect solution!