1. The girl said: "I'm pregnant." The man continued eating with his head down and said: "I've been sterilized for a long time." The girl was stunned for a moment: "I was just joking with you." The man looked up at her, took a sip of water and said: "So was I..."
2. The man is both black and ugly, and has a mouthful of wax-yellow teeth when he smiles. She opposes this marriage ten thousand times, but her parents have already decided it. As soon as she got married, she couldn't bear him - he snores while sleeping and doesn't wash his feet. She couldn't sleep and sat on the bed all night. How could she live like this? The next night, he brought a basin of hot water and washed his feet like her. But when he got into bed, he didn't sleep. "Why are your eyes still open?" "I snore, you sleep first."
3. For three consecutive Valentine's Days, he would receive blessing messages from the same strange number, only five words: "Happy Valentine's Day." He never replied. In the fourth year, that message did not appear. He hesitated for a long time, and finally sent a "Happy Valentine's Day" to that number. Soon there was a reply: "Thank you, who are you?" Love will not wait for anyone in the same place, and accidentally, it is taken away by time.
4. On graduation day, the monitor proposed that all classmates sit in a circle. Everyone writes one of their secrets on a piece of paper and passes it to the person on the left. This way, each person shares a secret while keeping another person's secret. I deliberately sat on his left. I secretly liked him for four years but didn't dare to confess. It would be good to know one of his secrets. I consoled myself. The note passed to me had only three words: "I love you."
5. A single woman moved house, and the electricity suddenly went out at night. She quickly lit a candle. Suddenly, someone knocked on the door. It turned out to be a child from the next door. He asked nervously: "Auntie, do you have any candles?" The woman thought: "My goodness, borrowing things as soon as I come here, it will be endless in the future." So she coldly said: "No!" The child smiled, with a hint of pride: "I knew your house didn't have any! My mom was afraid you would be scared, so she asked me to bring you some candles." (The feelings between neighbors, isn't it that one pays and the other knows?)
6. "Mommy, look!" The little girl happily handed over a piece of paper full of words. "I heard a brother ask his sister how to make her love him, and the sister said as long as he writes her name a thousand times on the paper every day." "Silly child!" The woman hugged the little girl. Then how did you know daddy's name? "It's here." The little girl opened the drawer, and last time daddy signed his name on it. The woman glanced at it. Inside was a divorce agreement. (Children will never understand the adult world.)
7. She worked away from home for several years, leaving her only son Doudou with her grandfather. Doudou is naughty and often fights with the neighbor girl Ni Ni. She regrets that Doudou is not made of iron, and when she returns home for the Spring Festival, she scolds Doudou: "Don't fight, go apologize to the neighbor with me!" Doudou cries in委屈: "Who called her scolding me as a liar." When mother and son arrived at the neighbor's house, as soon as Doudou saw Ni Ni, he tightly held his mother's hand and proudly said to Ni Ni: "Hmph, see! I didn't lie to you, I also have a mother!!" (Sometimes adults can't understand the children's world either.)
8. Every Wednesday, she would come to the post office, and people called her "Wednesday Miss". This Wednesday she came as expected. "Miss, we really can't send such letters." He helplessly laughed and returned the letter without the recipient's address and name to her. This time he looked up at her, and found her lips slightly closed, her gaze tense but passionate looking at himself. (He is so stupid, he never knew she loved him.)
9. I lost my sight due to a car accident, so I never knew what my girlfriend looked like. That year, she got stomach cancer, and before she passed away, she transplanted her cornea to me. The first thing I did after recovering my sight was to look for her photo, but I only found a letter she left for me. There was a blank photo in the letter, and there was a sentence written on the photo: "Don't think about what I look like anymore, the next person you fall in love with will be my appearance." (The greatness of women sometimes is invisible to men.)
10. He encountered an air crash, and more than a hundred people on the plane died except for him. When the rescue team found him, the doctor kept saying that it was a miracle that he survived with such serious injuries. Later, she asked him how he managed to survive. He smiled: "At that time, I kept thinking, if I am gone, what will you do?"
11. I work in a high-rise building, and he works in the opposite window across the street. Every day I secretly watch him, guess his happiness and sadness, and write them on Weibo. He probably doesn't know, because I am always very careful. One day he suddenly disappeared. Feeling empty inside, I posted a new Weibo: "He is gone, I miss him, he doesn't know." Immediately a new comment popped up: "Fool, I moved to the floor above." (Yeah, love is right beside you.)
12. After losing my sight, he became irritable. Mom scolded: "If you give up on yourself like this, from now on I will only wake you up, feed you, and put you to bed, no longer take care of you." Sure enough, from then on, mom only said these three sentences to him every day. This made him feel very guilty, and he gradually calmed down and cooperated with the treatment. A year later, he finally regained his sight, but he didn't see mom. The family told him: Mom passed away a year ago, and before passing away, she recorded those three sentences, not wanting to affect his treatment... (Sometimes we don't know to cherish until we lose.)
13. On the phone: "This is a wrong number. Please check up and take the telephone number again......."; Outside the phone: "Child, why do you speak foreign language every day? Mom doesn't understand, but Mom misses you........" (Family affection, so painful and so beautiful.)
14. He was about to undergo a heart transplant surgery, and he deeply gazed at his wife lying in bed, his hand holding the signature form trembling a bit. "Sign quickly, you wimp, poor devil!" His wife cursed. The surgery was successful, and she had no rejection reaction. "Where is my heartless husband?" She asked the nurse. The nurse handed her a piece of paper, on which was drawn a bright red heart and a line of small words: "This is the last thing I can give you, I love you." (Sometimes there is only one truth, and it is very touching.)
15. They have been married for 50 years, and it seems they have complaints engraved in their bones. Almost every day when they open their eyes, the sound of complaints to each other immediately rises. The children even dare not visit them alone, because every time it is a disaster for the ears. Another morning, when he started complaining about her late rising again, he suddenly found that she was gone. After being silent for a long time, he said his last complaint: "Why didn't you wait for me to go together..." (Not speaking does not mean I don't love you.)