My mom received a call, saying that the credit card of XX Bank was in arrears. You all know what it means. My mom said, "You must be a scammer, banks all use voice systems." Then they hung up the phone. After a few days, my mom received another call. As soon as the phone was answered, the other side said, "This is a voice message, your XX bank account is in arrears... For more details, please press 9." My mom said, "There is no 9 on my phone." The other side said, "How could that be?" My mom said, "Aren't you a voice system?" Then they hung up the phone.
Comments: In the future, we can use various methods to frustrate these scammers.
The best advertisement line from Taobao today: Is the child yours? (Imported milk powder agency store)
Comments: Milk powder really makes people uncomfortable.
A little girl went to the bakery to buy breakfast. She said to the boss, "Boss! I want a chocolate doll." The boss asked, "Do you want a boy or a girl?" The girl replied, "Of course, I want a boy because there are more edible parts."
Comments: Aren't there more edible parts in front of the female doll?
In the English class, there was a beautiful teacher and many students. The teacher said, "To learn English well, to pass CET-4, to pass CET-6, to prepare for postgraduate entrance examination, you need to watch **!" All the students were petrified. The teacher asked, "Why are you all stunned? Haven't you watched American films?"
Comments: This teacher is really good.
Finally realized: The Ministry of Civil Affairs proposed that the grave only has a 20-year usage right in order to completely prevent tomb robbery from the root.
Comments: I have nothing to say about this.
The flight attendant said, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this flight, please sit on the runway, fasten your seat belts, our plane will take off immediately..." Passengers were very cold...
Comments: Who would dare to sit on the runway? Isn't that suicide?
Teacher: I want you to write an essay, focusing on describing a person, especially highlighting some prominent features. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I've thought it over. I'll write about my grandma. Teacher: What are the prominent features of your grandma? Xiao Ming: My grandma has lumbar disc herniation.
Comments: This essay is too prominent.
In high school psychology class, after I focused my eyes, the teacher let the students write down the images of boys and girls in their hearts. After everyone finished writing, the teacher started asking questions. Boys answered one by one: gentle, understanding, cheerful... One student said: fierce! The teacher wrote on the blackboard: chesty?
When he was at work, he locked four big locks on his bike and added a note, which read, "Let's see how you steal!" When he came back after work, he saw from afar that his bike wasn't stolen! He felt so happy! But when he got closer, he found there was an additional lock on the bike. And the note now read, "Let's see how you ride!" Absolutely powerful new type BoB!!! Challenging bike thieves!!
Comments: Now, as a bike thief, I feel great pressure.