1. If there is a next life, let's be a pair of little mice. Clumsily in love, stupidly living, awkwardly cuddling, foolishly together. Even if the heavy snow closes the mountain, we can still hug tightly in the haystack and bite your ears...
2. In the morning I couldn't eat because I thought of you; at noon I couldn't eat because I missed you more; in the evening I couldn't eat because I crazily missed you; at night I couldn't sleep because...I was hungry.
3. A three-year-old boy held a three-year-old girl's hand and said: "I love you." The girl said: "Can you take responsibility for my future?" The boy said: "Of course! We are not one or two years old!"
4. After receiving this message, you will like me; after deleting it, you will secretly love me; after replying to it, you want to marry me; without replying, it means you agree to marry me; modifying it means you will be mine forever; saving it means you will be mine in the next life! It's up to you!
5. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we fly. It is said that people come to the world to look for the other half. I've gone through all sorts of difficulties and finally found you. Damn! But I found our wings are on the same side.
6. Weather forecast: From midnight today to daytime sometimes miss you, in the afternoon turn to big to violent miss, expected mood will decrease by five degrees. Affected by prolonged low pressure zone, this kind of weather is expected to continue until you see me.
7. I dreamed about you last night: We strolled by the riverside, leaning on each other. You looked up into my eyes and tenderly blurted out three words...woof woof woof.
8. You steal my feelings and rob my heart, so I decided to sue you in court. What crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: sentence you to belong to me for life.
9. When your eyes blink once, I die. When your eyes blink again, I come back to life. When your eyes keep blinking, I go through life and death repeatedly.
10. You are the sun in my heart, unfortunately it has set; you are the moon in my dream, unfortunately it has been covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, unfortunately it has withered; you are the goddess Chang'e descended to earth, unfortunately your face hit the ground first...
11. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, the tape got stuck.