Log off at midnight sharp, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.
When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
If I became the emperor, I would appoint you as the crown prince!
MAMA, which zodiac sign is most compatible with Scorpio? I've been complained about! The customer said the mp file I gave him had no image!
Either don't fall asleep in class, or get completely drunk at the dinner table.
Never seen such a disgusting school to schedule mid-term exams on the 1st day of the month! This is somewhat implicit, noted by Three Gorges Online.
Men fantasize about me, while I dream about heaven.
I have never become an excellent college student, all thanks to my strong moral character!
I really want to call out "Dad" to your grandpa in person!
When you see me, you'll suddenly realize that beauty can be so concrete!
"I love you!" "What's it got to do with you?"
Pigs have pigs' thoughts, people have people's thoughts. If pigs had human thoughts, then they wouldn't be pigs but Monks!
My God, did you let summer and winter sleep together? That's why there's such ghostly weather!
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, my mentor is indifferent but I am full of affection.
When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is.
USTB deceived me for four years in college, so I plan to use the knowledge USTB taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life!
When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also wear the monk's cassock.
In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.
Ever since two prostitutes claimed they were graduates from a famous university, I usually claim to be illiterate now!
Hugging is such a strange thing, we are so close, yet we cannot see each other's face.
As housing prices keep rising, so do good men become fewer and fewer.
Actually, I am a genius, it's just that heaven envies geniuses.
Grandpas were once grandsons.
In this world, I only trust two people, one is me, the other is not you.
My friends around me, become famous quickly, so my memoirs can be bestsellers.
According to pigs' aesthetic view, I am basically a beauty.
I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know who's bed she is in!