22. At midnight, wandering alone on a desolate street, my lonely heart has nowhere to return. I always think of you, miss you, and look forward to you in my heart. I want to shout to you: would you like to treat me to a meal?
10. You are kind like a cat, loyal like a dog, hateful like a bird, knowing the way like a horse, outstanding like a butterfly, diligent like a bee. You resemble everything, no wonder everyone calls you... beast.
11. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: you are my goal in life, I will pursue you, embrace you. I will announce: I love you. Renminbi.
12. Without you, life becomes tolerable. I hate that nasty third party who took you away. Have you developed new feelings for him? I wish you would come back to me - wallet.
13. Don't ask me why I sob, my tears flow for you, my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, how dare he take you away from me - dead thief.
8. I really love you, I don't want to leave you. It hurts that you've made me so deeply involved. If you really don't want me to be sad, please rise quickly... stock market.
19. Tight? Not tight! Can it go in a little more? Be careful, it should work! Painful? Not painful! It feels great! Let's buy this pair.
20. Looking at your streamlined body, I am burning with desire. Opening your unopened cover, inserting my prepared stick, absorbing your crystalline liquid, it's awesome - Sprite.
17. Because of too many times (sometimes even twice a day), the hair there has been messed up, and there is no longer any pleasure during intercourse. We should separate - toothbrush.
14. The shy me has a confession I have never dared to make to you, but today I finally gather the courage: when will you treat me to a meal?
1. That day, I gazed foolishly at your sexy body, naked and wriggling before my eyes. Gently touching your skin, I couldn't resist your temptation: boss, I'll take this fish!
2. Your happiness makes me happy, my joy comes from your joy, I worry because you are thin, I lose weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, I have money because I sold you... pig!
3. The first time I was very nervous, he kept asking me to relax gently. Then he inserted himself into my body, where it was bleeding, and I was in such pain that I couldn't scream. Only then did I realize... donating blood is like this!
4. That night, I hugged you and whispered in your ear to put on that thing. You said it feels better without it, it's safe now because it's the safe period... but what if the traffic police catch you without a helmet?
21. Thinking about it mentally, itching physically, holding a stick, inserting it in the middle, wildly stirring, the stick gets shorter, the itching stops, and the thoughts disappear - nicotine addiction again?
15. Without wind, clouds won't move; without water, fish can't swim; without the sun, the moon wouldn't shine; without you... fools wouldn't exist.
16. Customer: How much for sleeping per night? (How much for a bowl of dumplings?) Waiter: Pervert! (Six mao) Merchant: Six mao? So cheap. I'll take three nights.
5. I am someone who secretly loves you. The first time I saw you, I decided you were the person I should wait for in this life, but my only regret is... sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.
6. When you silently left me, I was in great pain, not knowing what to do. Watching your figure fade away, I hated myself, it was all my fault... if I had gotten up earlier, I would have caught the bus.
18. When I was down and out, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; when I failed in love, you were still by my side... being with you is truly unlucky.
7. Do you know? I think of you every day, yearn for you every night. I think of you while eating, while sleeping, while working, and I really want to say to you... return the money soon!