10814 February 12, 2009 03:02 Views (loading...) Comments (1) Category: Personal Diary
Without saying anything else, how many questions do you answer for women in Xia Se Xue's dialect?
Question One: Do you love me?
Incorrect Answer A: "Yes." Incorrect Answer B: "Do I need to answer that?" Incorrect Answer C: "Are you annoying?"
Standard Answer: Gaze lovingly at her for three seconds, then nod slightly while making the sound "hmm," and then pull her into your arms...
Analysis: Answer A will make her feel like you're not taking it seriously enough and just fooling around; Answer B will make her feel like your love for her isn't firm enough, and she will definitely keep asking until you give her a clear answer, which will annoy you; After Answer C, there will definitely be a big argument or a cold war. Actually, women have no idea whether men really love them or not. Asking this question is purely an act of coquetry. Hugging and kissing her will make her happier than any answer.
Question Two: Do you think this dress looks good on me? (The dress can also be replaced with a newly cut hairstyle or freshly done nails.)
Incorrect Answer A: "It looks pretty okay." Incorrect Answer B: "Not bad." Incorrect Answer C: "It looks very nice, better than my wife's."
Standard Answer: "Come here, Newman P9, turn around so I can see..." After she shyly turns around, pull her over, hold her hand and look at her tenderly as you say, "Actually, it looks quite ugly."
Analysis: Answer A will make her feel like you're being perfunctory; Answer B will make her feel insecure because in her mind, whatever she wears should look good to you; But if you simply say it looks good, like Answer C, she might think you're insincere and just flattering her. So, you need to show her that you are paying serious attention to her question by looking carefully before answering.
Question Three: After she introduces her best friend to you and you still don't get along well with her, when you get home, she asks, "What do you think about my friend?"
Incorrect Answer A: "She's quite beautiful." Incorrect Answer B: "No way, she's much prettier than you." Incorrect Answer C: "I didn't really pay attention to her."
Standard Answer: "I think she's very sincere towards you, you should cherish such a friend." If her friend indeed has questionable character, you can say, "You always think too much, choosing friends should be cautious, next time let me meet your friends first, I'll help you vet them."
Analysis: Answer A is pure trouble-seeking, women cannot tolerate hearing you praise other women in front of them (except for mothers, of course); Answer B sounds too fake; With Answer C, she won't believe you at all, and she will start imagining why you don't want to comment on her friend. Therefore, you need to avoid the question and answer indirectly, making her feel that everything you do is for her, even meeting her friends is for her protection, giving her a sense of being cared for.
Question Four: Do you think I've gained weight?
Incorrect Answer A: "Of course." Incorrect Answer B: "Seems like you've gained a bit." Incorrect Answer C: "Oh, must be because you've been working too hard recently, you've become thinner."
Standard Answer: "Come here, let me hug you," after hugging, then say, "I like your curvy figure, a little meat feels right."
Analysis: Answer A is too verbose and doesn't satisfy her. Answer B is just asking for trouble, girls don't like hearing others say they've gained weight, even if you repeatedly emphasize that you like them fat, they will still be unhappy; Answer C sounds so fake, modern women aren't that easy to please. In fact, in women's hearts, they still hope that men don't care about their weight. Even though they say they are dieting for you, it's actually for themselves to look more beautiful and wear more fashionable clothes. So showing your affection through body language by liking her having a little meat is enough.
Question Five: Compared to my ex-girlfriend, who do you like better?
Incorrect Answer A: "Nonsense, it's definitely you, I wouldn't trade you for anyone." Incorrect Answer B: "Hmm, hard to say, if I lie, I'd say they each have their own merits." Incorrect Answer C: "She's much prettier than you."
Standard Answer: Give her a playful bite, pinch, or pinch her cheeks, when she starts cooing in coquetry, say, "If you ask such silly questions again, you'll get another punishment."
Analysis: Answer A is too stiff and direct, she will follow up with, "If you meet someone prettier than me in the future, would you dump me?" Answer B will lead to a breakup, too honest. Answer C sounds not bad, but aren't you slapping everyone's face? Saying your ex-girlfriend is good will make the current woman proud but lower your value in her eyes. Actually, in a woman's heart, she hopes that your ex-girlfriend is an exceptionally excellent person, and yet you didn't want to stay with her, giving her a sense of superiority. But you can't directly say how great your ex was, so use her preferred method to dodge the question (whether she likes you pinching her cheeks or biting her lightly, we don't know).
Question Six: If both me and your mom fall into the water at the same time, who would you save first?
Incorrect Answer A: "That's ridiculous." Incorrect Answer B: "Both of you together." Incorrect Answer C: "Don't put me in such a difficult situation, such a scenario won't happen anyway."
Standard Answer 1: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, my mom is a swimming champion." Standard Answer 2: "Let's go buy swimwear now, I'll teach you how to swim."
Analysis: Although this question is indeed silly, you can't respond like Answer A, which will lead to endless arguments; Answer B will surely lead to her persistently questioning, don't you want peace and quiet? Answer C sounds not bad, but still forced. It's better to be humorous once in a while, don't let her worry unnecessarily about things that shouldn't concern her.
Question Seven: If I get old and ugly, will you still love me?
Incorrect Answer A: "Impossible, you'll still look beautiful when you're old." Incorrect Answer B: "Women have different charms at different ages..." Incorrect Answer C: "It's fine, when you're old, I won't look any better either, we'll both grow old without abandoning each other."
Standard Answer: "I hope you become ugly and old soon, so only I will like you, how safe that would be!"
Analysis: Answer A makes her happy, but she knows it's absolutely impossible; Answer B stop immediately, Tony came; Answer C isn't it saying she will definitely look ugly when she's old? How could she accept that? Therefore, the smartest answer is one that reassures her while letting her know how much you care about her and how afraid you are of losing her.
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