Classics in the mundane words of ordinary people

by zzf000zxye on 2011-06-10 10:44:21

1. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince; he could be Tang Seng. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel; mom says that's a bird person.

2. Standing higher, peeing further.

3. Wear other people's shoes, walk your own path, let them look for you.

4. I am not a casual person. When I get casual, I am no longer human.

5. Women are not necessarily upright; uprightness comes from insufficient temptation. Men are not necessarily loyal; loyalty comes from too low a stake in betrayal...

6. Smart women deal with men, while foolish women deal with women.

7. Walk your own path, let others drive their cars.

8. Water that is too clear has no fish, and a person who is too humble has no enemy!

9. A university student's minimum goal: a farmer's wife, spring water, and a bit of field.

10. Doing things, mating with people.

11. In a few decades, we will meet again, sent to the crematorium, all burned into ashes, you a pile, me a pile, none knowing each other, all sent to the countryside as fertilizer.

12. Women must remember: eat well, play well, sleep well, drink well. Once you die from exhaustion, other women will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your husband, date your boyfriend, and even beat your children.