Lesson One:
A man was about to take a shower after his wife had finished bathing. At this time, the doorbell rang.
The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and rushed to the door.
When she opened it, her neighbor Bob stood there.
Before she could say anything, Bob said, "If you take off your towel, I'll give you 800 dollars."
After thinking for a moment, the woman took off her towel and stood naked before Bob. A few seconds later, Bob handed her 800 dollars and then left.
The woman rewrapped herself in the towel and returned inside.
As she stepped into the bathroom, her husband asked her, "Who was that?"
"It was our neighbor Bob," she replied.
"Oh," the husband said, "Did he mention that he still owes me 800 dollars?"
Moral of the story:
Timely sharing of important information with shareholders who are in the same boat will avoid unnecessary exposure.
Lesson Two:
A salesperson, a clerk, and their manager were walking to lunch when they found an ancient oil lamp.
They rubbed the lamp, and a genie popped out.
The genie said, "I can grant each of you one wish."
"I go first! I go first!" the clerk said, "I want to go to the Bahamas, cruising on a speedboat, completely isolated from the world."
Poof! She disappeared.
"My turn! My turn!" the salesperson said, "I want to go to Hawaii, lying on the beach, with a private female masseuse, free refills of icy rum drinks, and the love of my life."
Poof! He disappeared.
"Okay, your turn," the genie said to the manager.
The manager replied, "I want those two fools back at work right after lunch!"
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss speak first.
Lesson Three:
An eagle sat high up in a tree resting, doing nothing.
A little rabbit saw the eagle and asked it, "Can I sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered, "Sure, why not?"
So, the rabbit sat down on the ground beneath the eagle to rest. Suddenly, a fox appeared, pounced on the rabbit, and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To sit around doing nothing, you must be sitting at a very, very high position.
Lesson Four:
A little bird flew south for the winter. It was so cold. It froze and fell onto a field.
As it lay there, a cow came by and dropped a pile of dung on it.
The frozen bird, lying in the dung pile, started to feel warm.
The cow dung indeed warmed it up.
Lying comfortably in the warm cow dung, it became exceptionally happy and began to sing.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and hurried over to see what was happening.
Following the sound, it discovered the bird under the cow dung and quickly pulled it out and ate it.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the dung heap is your friend.
(3) When you're deep in the dung heap, it's best to shut your mouth!
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Life's little moments.