The Super Cabbage with Seven Smelly Farts
Since the cabbage acquired this smelly skill, it dreamed of a day when Rose would be in trouble and come to seek its help. One day, it suddenly thought about its own stinky state, and wondered what impression Rose would have if it became a superhero. This made it very distressed.
Originally, the cabbage's skill was not as convenient as a weasel farting; it required preparation three days in advance, and the preparation process was quite uncomfortable. Occasionally doing it once was fine, but doing it every day would lower the quality of life. The cabbage pondered how it could find a skill that was both powerful and convenient to use.
One day, after eating too many sweet potatoes, while walking on the road with Big Cabbage, it kept farting. Since learning to fart from the weasel, its farts were extremely powerful. It first caused a bruise on Big Cabbage's leg who was walking behind it. While Big Cabbage was limping, it farted again, causing the nearby poplar tree to shake and break its trunk, with leaves falling all over. Big Cabbage was very surprised and said to it: "Cabbage, instead of focusing on the smell, why don't you focus on your farts?"
Cabbage started to think deeply. Whether it was the smell or the fart, what it wanted was the destructive power of a superhero. Nowadays, farting is effortless and very convenient. If it practiced more, its farts would become destructive, which would be much easier than emitting a foul smell. When meeting Rose, it wouldn't feel embarrassed either.
In the deep North Mountain, there indeed lived an old witch. This witch, due to not brushing her teeth for years, had an extremely foul breath. Her servants couldn't bear her bad breath; some got sick after working for a few days, while others ran away. With no one to serve her, the old witch had to live alone in a deep cave in the mountains. Unless she came out herself, it was hard for ordinary people to find her. However, there was a landmark near where she lived. Thus, at home, the cabbage continued to practice its farting skills, practicing day after day until it reached a level of mastery.
Once, when the cabbage was out on an errand, it saw a family dismantling their house. It was very hot, and the people on the roof were sweating profusely, like ants slowly pressing the tiles. The cabbage looked and became anxious, so it asked the people on the roof to come down, saying it could dismantle the house all at once. The people dismantling the house didn't quite believe it but still came down and surrounded the cabbage to watch. Then, the cabbage aimed its butt at the house. With a loud "boom," the house collapsed. Everyone applauded for the Super Cabbage.
Seeing that it had this ability, the homeowner asked the cabbage for another favor, saying that a tunnel was being dug on the East Mountain, filled with huge rocks, making the work very difficult, and asked the cabbage to help.
Surrounded by the crowd, the cabbage proudly arrived at the East Mountain, struck a pose, and began to collapse the mountain. With a loud boom, clouds of dust rose up. Everyone opened their eyes to see what happened, only to realize that the mountain wasn't split open, but rather a bridge nearby under construction collapsed. It turned out that the cabbage was too proud, and without aiming properly, started farting carelessly. This caused a major disaster, and people from the other side came over demanding compensation. The cabbage was shocked; a bridge costs millions, and his family couldn't afford it. Just as the cabbage was at a loss, the tunnel diggers came over and said that if the cabbage could successfully collapse five tunnels in the mountain, they would help him repair the bridge. Without hesitation, the cabbage agreed. Afterward, he stayed in the mountain for three months, learning no new skills, but straining his face purple day and night, exerting all his effort to fart, finally collapsing the five tunnels. During this period, he missed Rose so much that he went crazy, but he couldn't see her because the East Mountain was too far from home.
After months of hard work, the cabbage finally completed the task. From then on, the cabbage no longer became arrogant, because it realized: regardless of how great one's abilities are, people cannot be arrogant. Once arrogant, calamity will follow.
The cabbage felt that understanding this principle was more meaningful than learning any skill, and this meaning was second only to meeting Rose.