"Salty Vegetable Superhero Part Seven: Salty Vegetable Fart"

The Seven Super Pickles and Their Farting

Since the pickles acquired this smelly skill, they have been dreaming that one day the rose would also encounter trouble and come to ask for help. Suddenly one day, they thought about their own stinky appearance. Even if they became a superhero, what impression would the rose have upon seeing them? They were quite troubled by this thought.

Originally, the pickle's skill was not as convenient as a weasel farting but required preparation three days in advance, which was very uncomfortable. Occasionally doing it once was fine, but doing it every day would reduce the quality of life. So, the pickles began to ponder how they could find a powerful and convenient skill.

One day, after eating too many sweet potatoes, while walking with Big Pickle on the road, they kept farting. Since learning to fart from the weasel, their farts had great power. First, they bruised Big Pickle's leg who was limping behind them. Then they let out another fart, causing the nearby poplar tree to shake and break its trunk, with leaves falling everywhere. Big Pickle was surprised and said to them: "Pickles, instead of focusing on the smell, why don't you focus on your farts?"

The pickles started to think deeply. Whether it was the smell or the fart, what they wanted was the superhuman destructive power. Now farting was so easy and convenient. If they practiced more, their farts could become destructive, saving much effort compared to just releasing the odor. When meeting the rose, they wouldn't feel embarrassed anymore. Thus, the pickles began practicing their farting skills at home, day after day, until they reached a level of mastery.

Once, while out on an errand, the pickles saw someone demolishing a house. It was very hot, and the people on the roof were sweating profusely, working like ants to dismantle the tiles. The pickles quickly told the people on the roof to come down, claiming they could demolish the house instantly. Although skeptical, the workers still came down and gathered around to watch. The pickles then aimed their rear at the house, and with a loud "boom," the house collapsed. Everyone applauded them.

Seeing their ability, the homeowner asked the pickles for another favor, saying that there was a tunnel being dug on the eastern mountain, filled with large rocks, making the work extremely difficult. He asked the pickles to help out.

Surrounded by a crowd, the pickles proudly arrived at the eastern mountain, took their stance, and began to collapse the mountain. With a thunderous "boom," clouds of dust filled the air. When everyone opened their eyes, they realized the mountain hadn't been split open, but instead, a nearby bridge under construction had collapsed. The pickles, overconfident, hadn't aimed properly before letting out their fart. This caused a major disaster, and people from the other side came demanding compensation. The pickles were overwhelmed—how could they afford millions for a bridge?

Just as the pickles were crying in despair, the tunnel diggers offered a deal—if the pickles could successfully collapse five tunnels within the mountain, they would help repair the bridge. Without hesitation, the pickles agreed. For three months, they stayed in the mountain, learning no new skills, but straining their faces purple day and night, continuously farting to collapse the five tunnels. During this time, they went crazy thinking about the rose but couldn't see her because the eastern mountain was too far from home.

After several months of hard work, the pickles finally completed the task. From then on, they never became arrogant again, realizing that regardless of how great their skills were, arrogance would only bring calamity.

The pickles felt that understanding this truth was more meaningful than acquiring any skill, and this meaning was second only to the significance of knowing the rose.