The ant said helplessly

by m2yneaglee on 2010-05-02 17:19:32

This is a rather long and somewhat absurd story, but I'll translate it for you:

An ant on the road saw an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil, leaving only one leg sticking out. A little rabbit saw this and asked in confusion: "Why leave your leg outside?" The ant said: "Shh! Don't make a sound, I'm going to trip that son of a turtle!"

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants rushing along in a hurry and asked why. The ants replied: "Yesterday, one of our brothers tripped an elephant, causing serious injuries. We're giving him blood."

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants returning and asked what happened. An ant said: "Only one of us has the same blood type as that elephant. We left him there to give blood, it's enough."

On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ants: Is he alive? The ants helplessly said: "I carried him back. Damn, he's so heavy, my waist hurts. He's too fragile!"

After the elephant recovered, he wanted to sue the ants. The court ruled that the ants' tripping of the elephant was malicious damage, sentencing them to 6 months in prison.

The ants were dissatisfied: "The maximum sentence for personal injury is 2 months, why am I sentenced to half a year?"

The judge: "Two months for personal injury, four months added for racial discrimination..."

So the ants appealed to the higher court: "We are equal with elephants, how can there be 'discrimination'? Please make a clear judgment and restore our innocence. Additionally, we accuse the judge of false charges."

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree, stretching one leg out. The rabbit asked: "What are you doing?"

The elephant said: "Shh! Don't make a sound, I'm waiting for that son of a turtle ant to come by, so I can trip him and avenge my brother."

As soon as the rabbit left, he heard the elephant scream in pain. So he ran back quickly. On the way, he met an ant panting by the roadside. Before the rabbit could ask, the ant spoke: "Damn, he wants to mess with me. Luckily, I noticed early and stepped on his leg!"

The elephant was sent back to the hospital. Due to the rupture of the femoral artery, more blood was lost this time. Even 80L wasn't enough, and the blood bank was in crisis. The only ant with the same blood type as the elephant had already fainted after the previous blood donation.

A few days later, the elephant suddenly died. Everyone rushed to see him. They found a female ant beside him and asked her how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: "I just told him I was carrying his child..."

The female ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatching them... and they hatched a group of ostriches! Damn, the elephant died so unjustly!

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This humorous story seems to mix animal antics with exaggerated consequences and outcomes. It plays on absurdity and unlikely scenarios for comedic effect.