Hilarious: The Secret Diary of a Man Afraid of His Wife

In the future, I increasingly believe that there are only two kinds of people in the world: one kind is "female self," and the other is "male person." But before I discovered my own demonic nature, I already found this truth.

July 23, 2007, few clouds. Are there really no aliens in the world? I don't know what others think, but I have always believed in the existence of aliens. Moreover, they live among us. "Old mother! Quickly wash the baby's diapers!" The alien outside is calling me again.

August 8, 2007, cloudy, unbearably hot. Today is a great day. I dream every day of becoming a super billionaire, possessing countless money and beauties. However, when I wake up, I find that I don't even have enough money to buy dinner.

August 15, 2007, sunny. Before early marriage, I was afraid of my wife so much that it felt like dying. After early marriage, I miss women so much that it feels like dying.

September 1, 2007, light rain. Recently, I haven't been able to sleep well. I always count sheep at night but still can't fall asleep. Unable to do anything, I woke up the little master, who came over and punched me in the face.

"What are you shouting for not sleeping at noon?" She knocked me out with one punch. Although my nose is still bleeding, I finally fell asleep.

September 24, 2007, partly cloudy with heavy rain. I fantasize every day about one day becoming the ruler of the world. However, in reality, I am not even as good as my own stray dog.

October 1, 2007, cloudy. The National Day holiday has arrived, and I also prepared to give myself a day off. But today, I washed clothes all morning and cleaned the house all afternoon. I will never want to take a day off again!

October 29, 2007, weather unknown. People are all hypocrites, and I can see that from myself. When I was walking down the street with my wife and saw a beautiful woman, I deliberately turned my head away, but inside, I was thinking...

November 11, 2007, same as usual. Today is Singles' Day, and I wanted to celebrate it. But the little master said, "If you dare to celebrate, I'll beat you!"

November 12, 2007, cloudy. Last night, I went out drinking with friends and came home very late. As soon as I entered the door, I started reciting poetry: "As soon as I entered the door, I saw the sun goddess, ready to peel off my skin. Barely alive, I swear I won't dare to do it again."

February 6, 2008, heavy rain turning into small hailstones.

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