Husband, he is that "bad guy" who's afraid that your work meal is not enough and secretly adds dishes to your lunch box.
Husband, he is that "silly guy" who accepts the leftover food in your bowl like garbage, and eats it happily like a little pig.
Husband, he is that "petty guy" who ignores you after a fight during the day, but pulls up the blanket for you at midnight when you kicked it off.
Husband, he is that "stupid guy" who only has 300 yuan left in his wallet but still persuades you to buy a piece of clothing worth 700 yuan that you like, swiping his card for you without hesitation, yet doesn't buy himself even a tie.
Husband, he is that "cute guy" who knows you're being lazy and asking him to get water and wash your feet just to be playful, but still happily agrees to do so.
Husband, he is that "smelly guy" who, in winter, holds your unwashed cold feet tightly in his arms without minding the smell.
Husband, he is that "pitiful guy" who eats the dish you cooked with too much salt and chili, wiping his nose while drinking tea furiously, tears streaming down his face, but still shaking his head and saying: The food cooked by my wife is really delicious.
Husband, he is that "hateful guy" who suddenly jumps out from the corner of the door and scares you when you go to the bathroom groggily on Saturday morning.
Husband, he is that "unlucky guy" who quietly brews brown sugar water for you and buys sanitary napkins for you when your period comes, worried about being seen by acquaintances, grabs the wrong things in a hurry and gets scolded when he comes back.
Husband, he is that "**** guy" who accompanies you for meals, goes shopping with you, takes you home, and tightly holds your hand when crossing the road.
Husband, he is that "big guy" who takes off his coat in the rain to shelter you from the wind and rain with his arm, getting himself all wet.
Women, remember: Husband, he is the man who won't let you lose.
Husband, he is the man who makes you look down on other men once you have him.
Husband, he is the man who makes you, who are usually stingy, spend money on him without feeling any pain.
Husband, he is the man who makes you give up sleeping in on Saturday mornings and willingly get up to cook breakfast for him and his family.
Husband, he is the man who turns you, who used to be proud and disdainful of worldly matters, into a virtuous housewife now shuttling between work and home.
Husband, he is the man who feels nauseated by others' dirty clothes, but washes his smelly socks that haven't been changed for a week until they are snow-white without complaint.
Husband, he is the man who, regardless of all obstacles, endures all humiliations for him, and is willing to stay with him through poverty and hardship for life.
Husband, he is the man who makes you, who used to not know how to save and spend extravagantly, become someone who can haggle with vegetable vendors calmly and is willing to walk two extra stops to catch the bus.
Husband, he is the man who makes you hope for his company every spare moment, and counts down the days eagerly for his return after a business trip.
Husband, he is the man who makes you feel heartbroken when he catches a cold, and happy when he eats an extra bowl of rice.
Husband, he is the man who, when you see it raining outside while cooking at home, drops everything and picks up an umbrella to bring it to him.
Women, remember: Husband, he is the man you don't want to let suffer.