"Ah, so this is what they call the tropical rainforest. It's my first time here, I'm so excited. Shit! Dead mosquitoes dare to bite me, I'll flatten you and fry you!"
"Snake... a snake, there's a huge snake, it's longer than my finger, help! ... Oh, sorry, I made a mistake, it's an earthworm. Hey, wait for me, let me catch it and cook it!"
"How could there be an ancient tomb in this godforsaken place where birds don't poop and chickens don't lay eggs? Did we come to the wrong place?"
"How much further? Let's just go back, we might die if we keep walking like this."