Classic: A segment of a man's diary, will have you rolling with laughter~
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Man Diary Segment Classic Hilarity
September 12th Actually, steamed buns are versatile; you can eat them when you're hungry. Want to eat a pancake? Flatten the bun. Want to eat noodles? Comb the bun with a comb. Want to eat a hamburger? Slice the bun and add some vegetables...
September 22nd Men come in two kinds: one kind is lecherous, the other is extremely lecherous. Women also come in two kinds: one kind pretends to be innocent, the other pretends not to be innocent.
December 9th The white wine at the restaurant has been watered down again today! **! Once I have money, I'll go to a grand restaurant to drink...