Jessica Simpson will soon turn 30 and she doesn’t seem to be linking it at all! Yes, folks, the vocalist (is she really?) appears to be in high spirits, but if you read between the lines, you may be able to decode something else. According to a website, JS was quoted as saying, “I think 30’s going to be a good year for me. I think I experienced a lot in my twenties— a lot more than a lot of people in their 20s would experience. I feel old in a lot of ways, but I feel naive in ways that I can’t wait to see what happens next.”
Methinks what’s not going to happen next is a wrinkly visage, brittle bones, and sagging morale. Let’s see.