A Collection of Little White Rabbit Jokes

A Collection of Little White Rabbit Jokes, Very Classic!

There was a little white rabbit happily running in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe rolling marijuana. The little white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe, giraffe, why do you do things that harm yourself? Look at this beautiful forest. Let's run together in nature!"

The giraffe looked at the joint, then at the little white rabbit, and threw the joint behind him, following the little white rabbit as they ran through the forest.

Later, they encountered an elephant preparing to snort cocaine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, elephant, why do you do things that harm yourself? Look at this beautiful forest. Let's run together in nature!"

The elephant looked at the cocaine, then at the little white rabbit, and threw the cocaine behind him, joining the little white rabbit and the giraffe as they ran through the forest.

Later, they met a lion preparing to inject viper venom. The little white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you do things that harm yourself? Look at this beautiful forest. Let's run together in nature!"

The lion looked at the syringe, then at the little white rabbit, threw the syringe behind him, and proceeded to beat up the little white rabbit.

The elephant and the giraffe were trembling with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit? It's so kind-hearted, caring about our health and encouraging us to get closer to nature."

The lion angrily said, "This damn rabbit always takes ecstasy and drags me around the forest like an idiot."