One day, three women were in the beauty shop talking about their husbands. The first woman said, "Yesterday my husband said he was going to the office, but when I called, they said he wasn't there!" "Yeah!" said the second woman, "Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house, but when I called, he wasn't there." The third woman said, "I always know where my husband is." "Impossible!" the two women said together, "He must have deceived you!" "Oh, no," the woman said, "I'm a widow."