Parody Video: Tencent 360 Version of "Chinese"
360 is fat, QQ is strong, 360 wants to tie up with QQ, QQ doesn't allow 360 to tie up with QQ, but 360 insists on tying up with QQ……
Song lyrics:
The Battle between 360 and Tencent
Planned by Apple Niu
Sung by An Lailai
Lyrics: Apple Niu, An Lailai
In the winter of the year 2010
It was destined to be an extraordinary season
A full-scale war erupted between China's two internet giants, 360 and Tencent
360 is strong, QQ is fat
360 wants to tie up with QQ
360 is strong, QQ is fat
360 wants to tie up with QQ
Tencent from Shenzhen searches Baidu for Aoyou to fight
Jinshan in Beijing falls in love with Keniu instant noodles
Giants from different fields, big shots from different sectors
The words they say are all big jokes
For years, netizens have been looking for free antivirus solutions
These days, it makes us spend money to experience chaotic changes
Making decisions is tough
Mr. Ma is so clever, telling such entertaining jokes
360 is strong, QQ is fat
360 wants to tie up with QQ
QQ doesn't allow 360 to tie up with QQ
But 360 insists on tying up with QQ
QQ refuses to let 360 tie up with QQ
Is 360 strong or QQ fat?
Oh my, who is making a joke?
Your words are becoming more superficial
Oh my, this fake drama
Your words are getting more brain-dead
--- (Now it's halftime during the PK) ---
Chaoyang 360, you don't care about anything else
Kaspersky from Russia advises you to turn back
Disputes in different industries, cursing in different sectors
The words they say are all big jokes
For years, netizens have been searching for ways to use Baidu, keep pets, and chat on QQ
These days, it makes us endure delays while accepting chaotic changes
Making decisions is tough
Mr. Zhou is so smart, performing such amazing tricks
There is a child named Baidu
Wearing sunglasses trying to look cool
Baidu-ed, acted cool
False medicine ads make people sick
Checked for viruses, installed updates
Who's the bookie, who placed the bet
Broke the drum, lost the pants
Jealousy arises, everyone loses
I say water, you slap my mouth
I say beauty, you charge fees
Who's heartbroken, who's regressing
Who's losing, who's self-promoting
He says east, you point north
All talk, no action
Should we wash up and sleep
Or join a club
Oh my, who is making a joke?
Your words are becoming more superficial
Oh my, this fake drama
Your words are getting more brain-dead
We just made a very difficult decision:
We decided that friends who give negative reviews to this song will experience blue screens, crashes, and automatic restarts.
Oh my, who is making a joke?
The words of netizens have been represented
Oh my, this fake drama
What do the words of netizens mean to you?
Oh my, who is making a joke?
Netizens hope for increasing security
Oh my, this fake drama
Have you forgotten who is really in charge?
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