Bursting with laughter: Last year, I planted a bunch of girlfriends, but in the autumn, what I reaped was a mountain of green hats.

Hilarious tragedy: Last year I planted a bunch of girlfriends, but in the autumn, what I reaped was a mountain of green hats. Hilarious tragedy: Last year I planted a bunch of girlfriends, but in the autumn, what I reaped was a mountain of green hats. Hilarious tragedy: Last year I planted a bunch of girlfriends, but in the autumn, what I reaped was a mountain of green hats.

(Note: The phrase "green hats" is a humorous euphemism for infidelity in Chinese culture, as the term for "green hat" sounds similar to "cuckold.")