Brilliant chat records of a womanizing expert

Have you read "Super Freaky Chat, Chatting Until the Other Person Breaks Down"? The following is similar, very frustrating, but also very profound~

A brilliant chat record of a woman-chasing expert:

Woman: Are you there? Why don't I see you online?

Man: My heart beats every minute, I am everywhere.

Woman: So you're a "recluse".

Man: Hiding my name avoids disasters, hiding my presence avoids troubles.

Woman: Don't you know "Small hermits hide in the wild, great hermits hide in the city"?

Man: We know people's faces but not their hearts, it's hard to conceal feelings even if we hide our names and presence.