1. If the grass you plant doesn't let people lie down, you might as well change it to cactus!
2. I may have a bit of a narrow mind, but it's not missing anything; my temper is good, but it's not non-existent!
3. The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but sometimes humans aren't human!
4. It seems that once people part ways, no matter how familiar they used to be, they will gradually grow distant.
5. Went to the pizza shop to buy a pizza! The waiter asked if I wanted it cut into 8 slices or 12 slices. I thought about it and said: Make it 8 slices! I can't finish 12!
6. When a man deceives a woman, it's called flirting; when a woman deceives...
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