The journey of Tang Monk and his disciples through eighty-one trials finally brought them face to face with the Buddha, asking for the true scriptures.
The Buddha asked: "Do you have a USB drive?"
Tang Monk and his disciples...
The Buddha asked again: "What about an external hard drive?"
Tang Monk and his disciples...
The Buddha continued to ask: "An IPOD would work too."
Wukong scratched his ear.
The Buddha sighed: "Then I'll just send it online. You may return by the same route."
Tang Monk: "Damn, if only we had added you on QQ earlier, why did I walk so far!"