Top Ten Extreme Jokes

by haoxiaob on 2009-03-14 10:38:58

1: Thoughtful Boyfriend

A boyfriend was taking a walk with his girlfriend and passed by a restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells so good!" The boyfriend, who was short of money, said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we can walk by the restaurant again."

2: Misjudgment

While riding the bus, a younger brother noticed a beautiful girl kept looking at him. He thought to himself: The girl might have feelings for me, and he couldn't help but feel pleased inside. When the girl got off at her stop, the younger brother immediately followed her down. As the girl walked ahead, she kept looking back. Gathering all his courage, the younger brother ran up and humorously started a conversation, "Miss, why do you keep looking at me? Is there a grain of rice on my face?" The girl glared at him and said, "Are you stupid? I clearly saw you, and you didn't even wipe it off."

3: I'm here on business