Screenwriter: Shang Weimin Director: Gao Shang Performers: Zhao Benshan, Liu Liu, and Yu Yuxian Yu Yuxian: Hurry up! Why are you so slow? Zhao Benshan: How can I go faster? If I do, I'll be speeding. Yu Yuxian: Do you know what day it is today? Zhao Benshan: What? Is someone slaughtering a pig? Yu Yuxian: Today is my birthday, did you know? Zhao Benshan: So what? It's not the National Day of Founding. Yu Yuxian: Don't you think you should give me a present? Zhao Benshan: Didn't I cook you noodles this morning? Yu Yuxian: Just a bowl of noodles? Zhao Benshan: And two fried eggs! Yu Yuxian: Old Li bought his wife a gold bracelet in their first year of marriage. Zhao Benshan: That's right, and then they got divorced the next year!