1. (During boarding, a flight attendant welcomes passengers at the aircraft door. A handsome guy steps on...)
Flight attendant: "Welcome aboard, may I see your seat number?"
Handsome guy: "I'm Scorpio, what about you?"
The flight attendant (blushing): "Really? What a coincidence! I'm Scorpio too..."
The passengers waiting in line behind him faint.
2. (After boarding is complete, an announcement sounds...)