Exclusive disclosure of Zhao Benshan's 2009 Spring Festival Gala crosstalk script

by hexiaoyao on 2008-11-13 12:08:54

Host (Fan Wei):

Tell us something...

Hei Tu (Zhao Benshan):

Tell? I'm afraid you can't handle it, hehe... (evil laugh)

Bai Yun (Song Dandan):

Kid, if he wants to say, let him say. Look at how nervous he is. If he doesn't want to say, then I will...(pretending to grab the microphone)

Hei Tu (Zhao Benshan):

Um... um... (clearing throat), this year in general, there have been quite a lot of troubles, my hair turned white, my eyesight blurred...

Host (Fan Wei):

Uncle is really humorous, reciting lyrics!

Hei Tu (Zhao Benshan):

In January, heavy snow in the south turned Jiangnan into Arctic tundra; water and power outages, traffic paralysis, lack of coal and flour made life difficult; Hong Kong's艳照门photos shook up the Hong Kong entertainment circle; In March, chaos in Tibet turned Lhasa into Afghanistan; smashing, looting, arson, Dalai does all sorts of bad things; In May, the great earthquake in Wenchuan turned Sichuan into Tangshan in 1976; we old couple cried our eyes dry; In July, violent attacks on police happened from Shanghai to Tian Shan; In August, finally the Olympics were held right at our doorstep, but Chinese football still daydreams and refuses to score goals; In September, the dam burst in Xiangfen, Shanxi, and the governor went home to sell stuff on the street; The milk powder caused deaths, melamine took down Sanlu; In October, the stock market fell from 6000 to 1730, directly crippling the stock investors; The US big beauty, second beauty, Lehman Brothers messed up the world finance;

Host (Fan Wei):

Not only is Uncle upset, the whole nation is upset. You see, Uncle just mentioned depressing things, let Auntie say something too. Auntie, please speak!

Bai Yun (Song Dandan):

Look at you, during the New Year, you're saying all these unhappy things, making the kid cry. Come on little Fan, wipe your tears (handing a handkerchief). Those are all past events, why bring them up again? Let me tell you something happy.