Personal occasional discovery on a college student's desk:
"Yunnan, the most beautiful place in the 'Colorful Clouds of the South', come to www.dingxiang8.org.cn Dianxiang Community!"
"Hey, everyone stop arguing over small things, we need to keep quiet and not swear."
"Stop criticizing Yunnan, or you'll be kicked out!"
"Boring! Everyone has their own sense of inferiority, we're all Chinese, there's no need for internal conflict and cursing, and graffiti."
"Everyone is Chinese, don't act so rashly, show some patriotism!"
"Shit, what's wrong with Yunnan dialect? Your local dialects are even harder to listen to. You shout in Mandarin like you're pretending to be from Hong Kong, Macao or Taiwan, damn!"
"Let's be fair, Yunnan dialect is indeed annoying, and compared to dialects across the country, Kunming dialect is especially hard to understand and unpleasant. But having said that, my girlfriend is from Yunnan, hehe..."
"A group of idiots, die!!!"
"Don't curse, okay?"
"Ok, listen up clearly after I clean my ears. Yunnan is poor, but it's developing. Don't forget, you're living under someone else's roof now, so speak softly!"
"Pfft, I'm going to speak loud and clear!"
"Stop arguing, it's an undeniable fact that Yunnan is poor. Besides having good scenery, there's really nothing else worth mentioning!"
"Fool, Yunnan is the place with the greatest potential for development. Have you heard of 'Beibu Gulf'? Kunming = Shanghai!"
Recorder's note:
My hand hurts from copying all this, but I believe the cursing will continue. This is the dirtiest corner of desk culture. What is quality? Everyone can judge for themselves. So embarrassing!!! College students, college students! o(∩_∩)o...