Teaching you how to use one sentence to make people both annoyed and amused (for those who want to learn humor)

by yanz164hxue on 2012-03-09 17:02:33

1. If you dare to threaten me again, I will pretend to be dead! 2. Not only do I have a car, but it is also a bicycle! 4. There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you? 5. I will never say even if you beat me to death. Haven't you used the beauty strategy yet? 6. Not only do I have good luck, but my feet also have good luck! 8. What's the use of being handsome? You may still be eaten by pawns! 9. If you hand it over to me, you don't need to worry. There is nothing wrong that can not be corrected! 10. Don't worry, I am not a good person... 12. Don't thank me. How can I charge you money after you thank me! 13. Don't say to me "come on"----I am Afanti! 14. Since you ignore me, I become ignored by all! 17. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are alive, they should have died long ago! 18. You said... you like me? In fact... I started... In fact, I... Sigh, let me tell you, in fact, I like myself very much. 19. Do you want to drink water, or drink water, or drink water? It's up to you! 21. All things that should be said, and those that shouldn't be said should be whispered. 22. Can the deeds of scholars be called stealing? 23. Stop asking such questions to single men! 24. Confucius once said: Don't take my tolerance as your capital for shamelessness! 25. Don't think I am unreachable because I am handsome. In fact, I am inclusive. 26. The weather is nice today, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you are too successful! 28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but unfortunately my tongue is not long enough... 32. If you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows! 34. A: Where to eat? I am out of money. B: Let's go to the restaurant, I will treat you----water pipes. 40. She is so fat that I can't twist her arm with my thigh. 41. There is a way through the mountain of books, first clean it up; there is no end to the sea of learning, make porridge with eight treasures. 42. The world belongs to us, and also to our sons, but ultimately to the grandsons.